Facebook Failed. Twitter Thrilled.

Opinion

 

Joan Donovan: With the tech crash upon us, what would be the worst thing that could happen if we just did not log back in to Meta products, like Facebook, Whatsapp, Instaagram, or Threads?

Jane Manchun Wong: Woke up and can't login to work. Am I getting fired?

Elon Musk: If you're reading this post, it's because our servers are working.

Tim Pool: Using X [Twitter] to tell people your social networks are down kinda wild.

Boz: This was a particularly unusual issue where the server was erroneously telling the headset it had been logged out.

Nikita Bier: Last time Facebook did a forced logout of everyone, it was hacked, where adversaries leveraged a bug with the View-As feature.
In a few hours, we will find out if all the messages you sent to your girlfriend when you were 16 will be released for all of us to read.

Mike Murphy: Kinda wild that Facebook went down and that meant I couldn't log in to my sunglasses.

Will Oremus: Appears to be resolved. Thoughts and prayers to all the boomers who spent the past two hours trying to change their password or thinking they'd been hacked.

Kontra: FACT: Facebook, Instagram, and Threads are down not because of any technical reasons but because Meta manufactures these outages periodically to remind the world just how indispensable they are to human existence on this planet.

Three Year Letterman: You know what social media site isn’t down at the moment? MySpace.

 

Matt’s Idea Shop: *Facebook down for three hours*
Society:

Matt’s Idea Shop: Facebook DOWN
Productivity UP

Instagram DOWN
Self esteem UP

Facebook Messenger DOWN
Human to human interactions UP

Threads DOWN
No changes no one uses that shit

 

Source: https://www.techmeme.com/240305/p17#a240305p17

 

Comments

[Jason Bourhill]

For a brief time people started being nicer to each other.