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...one of my people just talked to Katie Cotton and she says Steve is in extremely good health and isn't frail at all and this whole thing about losing weight was just made up by the filthy scumbags in the media to stir up controversy and it was all just caused by the way the lighting was done on the stage at WWDC because they put in special lights to try to make Phil Schiller look less huge and the side effect of that lighting was that it made everyone else look thinner too but in fact Steve weighs more right now than he's ever weighed in his life and there's nothing to worry about and no reason to short the stock and everyone at Apple is just super-excited about the 3G iPhone and that's really what we're here to talk about and if you are going to keep asking about personal questions then this interview is just going to have to be over because we don't talk about hypotheticals and we don't talk about speculation and we don't respond to rumors and frankly from the way you phrase the question it sounds like you've already made up your mind and jumped to conclusions and you've already written your story without doing any reporting and so what point would there be in us trying to talk to you and anyway we're here to talk about the 3G iPhone and we're all just very super-excited about the new 3G iPhone and we're not ducking your questions we're just saying we're super-excited about this really exciting new product which we think people are going to be very excited about and we really just want to talk about that excitement because it's just so super-exciting and we don't have time to cover everything related to Apple and we don't have the bandwidth to be talking about all sorts of other things and we're just trying to stay focused on something that's very exciting and if you have other questions then those questions are things you should maybe talk about at another time sometime down the road and no I don't know when that time will be and I'm not saying we're going to talk about anything I'm not making any statements about when we're going to make a statement because there is no statement to make at this time and no that doesn't mean there will be a statement to make at some later point in time and seriously what is wrong with you people?

-- The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs Jerry Yang